I Love You Handshake
A stupid hand shake that looks like two people are trying to make each other’s palms bleed from all the love they’re giving. They look like jellyfish with fingers, and they keep doing it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My cousins did it at the family reunion. It was like watching a bad soap opera.
My neighbor and his girlfriend did it outside my house. I almost called the cops.
My mom and dad did it at my graduation. It was the most awkward thing ever.