I Love Undertime Slopper - I Love Undertime Slopper like it’s my ex and my best friend

I Love Undertime Slopper like it’s my ex and my best friend and the reason I failed math.

I got a D in math because I was too busy counting Undertime Slopper likes.

I sent my ex a text saying, 'You’re not as good as Undertime Slopper.'

I cried in the hallway because Undertime Slopper blocked me.