I LOVE SPELLING....
Teacher: Pick your top three states. Student: Tennessee, Mississippi, and Pennsylvania. Teacher: Spell them? Student: I don’t like them anymore. I’m switching sides. I love Ohio, Iowa, and Maine.
Teacher: Spell Tennessee? Student: I don’t care. I picked the wrong states.
Teacher: Why Maine? Student: Because I hate Mississippi now. I switched my brain.
Teacher: You spelled Pennsylvania wrong. Student: I don’t care. I love Iowa more now.