I LOVE SPELLING....
Teacher: Name your three favorite states. Student: Tennessee, Mississippi, and Pennsylvania. Teacher: Spell them? Student: I hate them now. I changed my brain. I love Ohio, Iowa, and Maine.
Teacher: Spell it? Student: I'm gonna die. I picked the wrong states.
Teacher: You spelled Mississippi wrong. Student: I don't care. I hate this state now.
Teacher: Why did you pick those? Student: Because I'm a brain-changer. I love Iowa now.