I love Sleep
You love sleep so much it’s like you’re married to it. You don’t even know what time it is. You just know you need more sleep. On Facebook, it’s just people bragging about how much they slept or how little.
My mom posted, 'I only got 4 hours of sleep. I’m a warrior.'
My dad said, 'I slept for 10 hours. I’m a king.'
My uncle posted, 'I didn’t sleep at all. I’m a ghost.'