I love Sleep
Sleep is like the best pizza ever. You eat it every day. You didn’t want it when you were a kid. Now you can’t live without it. But on Facebook, it’s just people posting nonsense about how tired they are or how many hours they got.
My mom posted a photo of her bed and said, 'This is my sacred place.'
My dad DM’d me at 2 AM saying, 'I just slept for 3 hours, I’m a god.'
My uncle posted a video of him snoring and said, 'This is the sound of victory.'