I love Sleep
Love sleep? You’re a weirdo. Most people hate it. But you? You’re the kind of person who counts sheep and then goes to bed and dreams about counting sheep. Facebook is where you post about it like it’s a new religion.
My cousin posted, 'I slept for 12 hours today. I’m a god.'
My sister said, 'I dreamt about my ex and now I can’t sleep.'
My brother posted a picture of his bed and said, 'This is my throne.'