I love pizza bro - You're a pizza fanatic who thinks you're the king of the top

You're a pizza fanatic who thinks you're the king of the toppings. You're not. You're just a meat lover with a delusion.

I love pizza bro because I eat it every day, even when I’m hungover.

I love pizza bro and I once fought a man over a slice of pineapple pizza.

I love pizza bro and I also have a tattoo of a pizza on my arm. It's majestic.