I love pizza bro - This means you’re so obsessed with pizza you probably marrie

This means you’re so obsessed with pizza you probably married it. Or at least tried.

I love pizza bro, and I once asked my crush if they loved pizza too. They said no. I broke up with them.

I love pizza bro so much I named my dog ‘Pepperoni’.

I love pizza bro and I also cried in a pizza box once.