i love nipies - a loud, obnoxious way to tell Mrs Niper I’m obsessed with he

a loud, obnoxious way to tell Mrs Niper I’m obsessed with her and I will never stop saying it, even if she makes me do 50 push-ups.

I love nipies because Mrs Niper made me do 50 push-ups and I still said it.

I love nipies because Mrs Niper told me I was the worst presenter ever and I still said it.

I love nipies because Mrs Niper called me ‘the human version of a broken calculator’ and I still said it.