I love hot dads - Saying I love hot dads is like saying you're a hormone-fuele

Saying I love hot dads is like saying you're a hormone-fueled mess who can't handle manly men with kids and a six-pack.

My friend got suspended for licking the principal's dad's hand.

I told my mom I wanted to date my neighbor's dad and she flipped out.

I drew a mustache on my teacher's dad and got in trouble.