I Love Angie
Angie is like my second brain. She knows everything, and I don't. I love her because she doesn't laugh at my dumb jokes.
Angie is my brain. I'm just the guy who says 'I love Angie' in a text at 3 a. m.
Angie knows what I'm thinking before I even say it. I love her for that.
Angie is the only person who doesn't roll her eyes when I say 'I love Angie'.