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When you’re so high and tired from the worst day ever, you just say it to a random stranger who looks like they also want to die.

I told a guy at the mall who was crying in the cereal aisle 'I love America' and he gave me a free box of Frosted Flakes.

After a 12-hour shift at McDonald’s, I told my coworker 'I love America' and she cried happy tears.

I said 'I love America' to a guy on the bus who was eating a sandwich with his hands and he gave me a hug.