I lived bitch
You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up and you're too mad to care.
My teacher asked if I died after I drew on the desk. I said, 'I lived bitch.'
My mom called me and said, 'You died, right?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'
My friend texted me: 'You died.' I said, 'I lived bitch.'