i like watermelon - I like watermelon so much, I’d rather date it than most peop

I like watermelon so much, I’d rather date it than most people.

I’d pick watermelon over you any day. It’s better looking and doesn’t talk trash.

You’re not my type. Watermelon is my type. It’s soft and doesn’t argue.

Watermelon is my ex. You’re just a side dish.