I like that CRAP
You say I like that crap when something is so bad you just can't help but love it, like it's your new best friend
I like that crap. That movie was so bad it's like it's my new best friend.
I like that crap. That app is so useless it's like it's my soulmate.
I like that crap. That joke is so dumb it's like it's my forever friend.