I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT
A weird line from a song that sounds like a man with a bad haircut and a worse attitude is being chased by a guy who smells like a gym sock that has been left in a trash can for a year.
My friend said that song sounds like a horror movie with no plot.
I heard that song and I now have a headache and a death wish.
I tried to sing it and now my neighbors think I'm possessed.