I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT
A messed-up line from a song that sounds like a monster with a sore throat is yelling while being chased by a guy who smells like old sneakers and bad decisions.
I heard that song and now I think my brain is on fire.
My mom texted me: 'What is that noise? I think my neighbor is being tortured.'
I tried to explain it to my brother, and he just said, 'Why would anyone listen to that?'