i like candy corns - a phrase you say when you’re so drunk you think candy corns

a phrase you say when you’re so drunk you think candy corns are the best thing ever and you’re going to become a god.

I like candy corns, and I’m going to be a god next week.

I like candy corns, and I just defeated the devil with one.

I like candy corns, and I think I just ate the devil.