I lift at home
A total lie you tell yourself and anyone who asks why you don't go to the gym. You do like 5 bicep curls and call it a day, even though you look like a baby who just learned how to walk.
'I lift at home, bro.' (He was holding a 5-pound dumbbell.)
‘I lift at home, why would I go to the gym?’ (He just did 3 push-ups.)
‘I lift at home, I’m saving my energy for the weekend.’ (He’s barely standing.)