I left - When something is so goddamn funny you think your lungs are

When something is so goddamn funny you think your lungs are gonna explode and you have to bolt out the door before you pass out from laughing.

I left after my friend told the joke about the chicken and the cow.

I left the room when my cousin said his math teacher was a bad driver.

I left during the presentation because the kid was talking about his pet goldfish like it was a war hero.