i know you zone
You're not in the friend zone, you're stuck in the I Know You Zone. You know their name, their crush, their life, but they don't know yours. You're like a weirdo who won't stop talking to them.
You know their phone number but they don't know yours.
You text them and they say, 'I know you, I'm not talking to you.'
You try to be cool and they say, 'I know you, I don't want to be cool.'