I Know This Guy - When you know someone who can do something crazy, illegal, o

When you know someone who can do something crazy, illegal, or weird, and you use that to cover up your own dumb moves or to make yourself look smart.

‘I know this guy who can break into any bank!’ (He’s the one who broke into my mom’s house.)

‘This guy I know can talk to dogs!’ (He’s the one who talked to my dog, and it bit me.)

‘I know this guy who can fly!’ (He can’t fly, but he can run really fast, and he fell off a roof.)