I Know A Guy
A made-up story where you say you know someone who did something amazing, but it’s all fake. You’re just trying to look cool and make other people laugh.
'My guy got a tattoo of a dragon.' 'That’s cool.' 'He also got it done in one day.' 'That’s impossible.' 'He’s my guy.''
'I know a guy who got arrested for stealing pizza.' 'That’s not a crime.' 'He stole pizza from a cop.' 'That’s a crime.''
'My guy can speak five languages.' 'He also can speak your mom.' 'That’s not a language.' 'It is now.'