Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I Keeps is like saying you're the biggest, loudest, most annoying person in the room. You don’t hold back. You just keep it real and keep it messy.

@jimmyfallon I Keeps! You’re not even real anymore!

I Keeps! I ain't fake, I'm just extra.

I Keeps! My mom said I'd never be real unless I kept it.

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Can I keep you? means you’re so stuck together you might as well be married. You’re like a couple of old socks. You’ve got nothing else to rely on.

Can I keep you? I swear I’d die if you left me.

Can I keep you? We’ve been through more than your ex.

Can I keep you? You’re my last hope.

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When you see a cutie and you go, Can I keep him? You’re like a kid in a candy store. You just want to take him home and eat him for dinner.

Can I keep him? He’s cuter than my goldfish.

Can I keep him? I’d take him even if he’s a drama queen.

Can I keep him? I swear I’d move to his city just to keep him.

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I Keeps is when you’re so full of trash talk you think you’re the best. You’re like a broken toaster. You keep popping out nonsense.

I Keeps! I could beat your grandma in a fight!

I Keeps! I’m the only one who remembers the real you.

I Keeps! I’ve got more energy than your coffee.

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Can I keep you? means you’re so close you could be twins. You’re like two peas in a pod. You’re stuck with each other, for better or worse.

Can I keep you? We’re stuck together like glue.

Can I keep you? I’d rather die than be alone.

Can I keep you? You’re my last friend.

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I Keeps means you’re the kind of person who just keeps winning. You’re like a marble in a jar. You keep taking everything you can get.

I Keeps! I took your marbles and your dignity!

I Keeps! I’ve got more marbles than your whole family.

I Keeps! I just keep winning like it’s a habit.

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Can I keep you? means you’re stuck with each other like a pair of socks. You're both broken and you both know it.

Can I keep you? I swear I’d stay with you even if you were a disaster.

Can I keep you? You’re my only friend who doesn’t leave me hanging.

Can I keep you? We’re both broken, and we’re both stuck.