I kebab - A stupid way to say 'I give up' when you're too drunk to car

A stupid way to say 'I give up' when you're too drunk to care and your friends are laughing at your face.

I kebab because my cousin ate the last slice of pizza.

I kebab after drinking 10 sodas and crying in the hallway.

I kebab because my dog ate my homework and my mom is yelling.