I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches
When you literally poop on a toilet bowl at a girl’s house, and it’s like you’re showing up to a fancy dinner with a giant mess.
He sat down on the toilet and came out like he just won a race.
She had to clean the toilet after he used it, and it looked like a war zone.
He didn’t even flush the toilet, he just left it like it was a crime scene.