i just got so emo i fell apart - Gerard Way said this when he got so sad he turned into a pud

Gerard Way said this when he got so sad he turned into a puddle of regret and glitter.

My mom yelled at me and I cried so much I became a human fountain.

My best friend moved away and I melted into a puddle of sadness.

I spilled my coffee and I cried so hard I looked like a sad raccoon.