I just brushed my teeth
When a man is trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend and he's too lazy to floss but still wants to look like he's got his life together.
Brushed my teeth because I saw her and I didn't want her to think I'm a loser.
Brushed my teeth like it was a test and I had to pass.
Brushed my teeth so fast I almost choked on the toothpaste.