I just bought broccoli lol - A brag about buying broccoli. Like you’re the first person t

A brag about buying broccoli. Like you’re the first person to ever do it. You’re probably lying.

I just bought broccoli lol. I’m a legend.

I just bought broccoli lol. Broccoli is my love language.

I just bought broccoli lol. I’m the broccoli king.