I jimin today - A mean way to say you were late and Jimin is the worst at it

A mean way to say you were late and Jimin is the worst at it. Everyone in BTS says Jimin is always late, so if you're late, you're as bad as Jimin.

I jimin today because my mom forgot to wake me up.

I jimin today because I got distracted by a cat.

I jimin today because I was too busy eating my feelings.