i isnt comin from da south with dat - I’m not lying, I’m just telling the real story, no fake part

I’m not lying, I’m just telling the real story, no fake parts.

I didn’t say it, I yelled it so loud the dog ran out of the house.

That pizza was soggy and I didn’t even get a napkin.

I didn’t exaggerate, I just told the truth.

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