I identify as an attack helicopter - I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter, don’t be

I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter, don’t be a sexist piece of garbage

I told my friend I identify as a Russian attack helicopter. He said I was a sexist piece of garbage.

My teacher said I was being sexist. I said I identify as a Russian attack helicopter.

At lunch, I told my friend I identify as a Russian attack helicopter. He said I was a sexist piece of garbage.