I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot - When you want someone to cry like a toddler who just got the

When you want someone to cry like a toddler who just got their juice spilled.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while I’m giving a speech.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot in the middle of a dance-off.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot when I throw confetti in your face.