I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot - When you want someone to feel like they’ve been stabbed by a

When you want someone to feel like they’ve been stabbed by a million tiny bricks.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot after I kicked your shins.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot while wearing socks with holes.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot right after you tripped over a chair.