I hope this email finds you well - The most toxic way to start an email when you're literally d

The most toxic way to start an email when you're literally dying and your boss still wants a report

I hope this email finds you well, and not on your death bed with a spreadsheet in one hand and a spoon in the other

I hope this email finds you well, and not dead from eating too much pizza

I hope this email finds you well, and not face-down in a pile of regret and expired coupons