I hid a duke - When someone hides their smelly mess in your house and tells

When someone hides their smelly mess in your house and tells you with a note or some other stupid way.

I hid a duke in your closet. You’re gonna smell it when you open your clothes.

Left a note that said, 'I hid a duke. You're gonna regret it.'

Told your brother I hid a duke in his bed. He’s gonna scream.