I heart NY
A stupid saying printed on a shirt that tourists buy like it's going out of style. Most people who wear it have never left their hometown.
My cousin bought one at Times Square. She’s from Ohio and thinks the Statue of Liberty is a hot dog stand.
My boss wears it every day. He’s never been to NYC and thinks the subway is a roller coaster.
My friend’s grandma got one. She thinks it’s a fashion statement. It’s not. It’s a crime.