I haz a sad

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A huge, annoying cry-fest over something tiny that no one else cares about, except you, because your brain is broken.

My lunch got taken away. I cried for 10 minutes. No one even noticed.

My favorite pencil was lost. I went to the principal. He gave me a detention.

I got a B+ on my math test. I threw a tantrum in the hallway.

When you’re so sad about something stupid, you act like the world ended, but it didn’t. It just ended for you.

My mom took my phone away. I screamed in my room for an hour.

My best friend didn’t text me back. I sent 20 messages and cried.

I spilled my juice. I fell on the floor and cried like I was dying.

A big, fake sob story about something tiny that makes you feel like a tragic hero, even though you’re just a kid with a broken brain.

My snack got eaten. I cried so hard I got a nosebleed.

I lost my eraser. I texted my best friend 12 times and cried.

My backpack was messy. I sat in the corner and cried for 10 minutes.

When you're so sad about something tiny, it's like the whole world is against you, even though it's just your brain being a baby.

My pencil broke. I cried in my math class.

My lunch was chicken nuggets. I cried and went to the nurse.

My friend didn’t sit with me at lunch. I cried in the bathroom.

A fit about something stupid that makes you feel like you’re dying, even though it’s just a tiny thing that no one else even noticed.

My juice box was half empty. I cried and screamed in the hallway.

I got moved to a new desk. I cried for 20 minutes.

My shoe was untied. I sat on the floor and cried like it was the end of the world.

A fake, over-the-top sob-fest about something small, like you're the main character in a sad movie and everyone else is just background noise.

I got a C on my test. I cried and threw my notebook at the wall.

My pet goldfish died. I cried and didn’t eat lunch.

My friend said I was annoying. I cried and hid under my bed.