I have X-ray vision
The only thing that can make a woman forget her ex, her dog, and her coffee.
'I told her I had X-ray vision. She said, 'You can see through me? Let's go.'
'He said he could see through me. I said, 'Great. I can see through your lies too.'
'I used X-ray vision as a pick-up line. She fell for it. I fell for her.'
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