i have witnesses - you lie about having people who saw you do something, just t

i have witnesses

you lie about having people who saw you do something, just to make it seem like you're not the one who messed up, even if you're the only one who was there.

i had witnesses, my coworker. he saw me take the last coffee.

i had witnesses, my teacher. she saw me cheat on the test.

i had witnesses, my dog. he saw me eat the whole cake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago