I have to text my pig - A total waste of time that you're using to avoid doing somet

A total waste of time that you're using to avoid doing something else that's actually important and not as fun as talking to a pig.

I have to text my pig instead of helping you clean your room.

If I don't text my pig, it will come to my house and eat my snacks.

I have to text my pig because it's my only friend and it's being annoying.