I have to pee like a mother - You’re peeing like a human fire hydrant. It’s not just a lit

You’re peeing like a human fire hydrant. It’s not just a little pee, it’s a flood, and you’re the boss of it.

I’m peeing so hard I could water my plants and my neighbor’s lawn at the same time.

I’m not peeing, I’m peeing like a dragon.

My pants are going to be soaked and my dignity is gone.