i have no idea whats going on right now - This is like when you wake up and your brain is still asleep

This is like when you wake up and your brain is still asleep and you're screaming at the world like it owes you money.

I just got a text from my mom saying my dad ate my homework. I have no idea what's going on right now.

My dog just ran away with my phone. I have no idea what's going on right now.

I tried to text my friend but I sent it to my uncle. I have no idea what's going on right now.