I have no enemies - I have no enemies means you think you’re the best. But you’r

I have no enemies means you think you’re the best. But you’re not. You’re just the last one standing.

My cousin said, 'I have no enemies. I’ve beaten every single one of you.'

My neighbor yelled, 'I have no enemies. I just keep winning.'

My cat meowed, 'I have no enemies. I’ve been sleeping through this whole thing.'