I have man boobs - You got soft meat on your chest and you try to drink milk li

You got soft meat on your chest and you try to drink milk like it’s the last drop on Earth

I was so thirsty I drank milk out of my man boobs like they were a bottle

My man boobs got so big I had to drink milk from both sides like a two-liter soda

I was so desperate I drank milk from my man boobs like I was surviving a zombie attack