I have granted kids to hell - You spent so much time decoding this message that you should

You spent so much time decoding this message that you should’ve been in a mental institution instead of here.

I tried to figure out this message for three days straight. My brain is now a fried egg.

My mom said I was wasting my life trying to decode this nonsense.

I decoded it and now I’m stuck in a loop of confusion and regret.