I have drugs in my bag! - When your Dad's bag is so packed with drugs he thinks it’s a

When your Dad's bag is so packed with drugs he thinks it’s a suitcase from a hotel.

Dad: 'This bag isn't just for travel, it’s for survival!'

Dad: 'You think I brought socks? I brought suspicion!'

Dad: 'I'm not smuggling drugs, I'm smuggling dignity!'