i have chicken nuggs in my anus - what a butt-hungry person says when they’re cramming nuggets

what a butt-hungry person says when they’re cramming nuggets in there like it’s a party.

I have chicken nuggs in my anus because I’m too lazy to eat them normally.

I just shoved chicken nuggs in my anus like it was a regular Tuesday.

I have chicken nuggs in my anus and I’m not even sorry.