I Have Black Friends
The only way a white person can prove they're not a racist. It's like saying you're not a bully just because you have one friend who isn't a target.
"I have black friends. I'm not a racist. I'm just a good person.", said by a guy who called his black friend a 'monkey' in front of his entire family.
"I have black friends. That makes me not a racist.", said by a man who once called a black student a 'savage' in class.
"I have black friends. I'm not a racist. I'm just a bad person.", said by a guy who once said his black friend was 'too loud' for a party.